Mengepel Lantai

Title                : Mengepel Lantai

Author             : Narazaku Naoki

Casts               : Author, Yamada Ryosuke, Chinen Yuuri, Arioka Daiki

Genre              : Comedy (murni)

Type               : One Shot

Rating             : PG

Summary         : Apa yang terjadi ketika AriYamaChii yang orang Jepang dan author yang orang Indonesia mengepel lantai di rumah author?

Author’s note  : Fanfic super nggak penting dan sangat pendek. Fanfic ini diilhami dari guyonan sensei saya waktu sekolah dulu. DON’T LIKE DON’T READ.

Suatu hari pagi yang sangat cerah, dan kebetulan hari Minggu, author berencana bersih – bersih rumah. Author dibantu oleh member JUMP, yaitu Daiki, Ryosuke dan Chinen. (cuma dalam bayangan saya)

“Selesai juga akhirnya gue nyapu. Osh! Sekarang saatnya mengepel, SOLDIER! (dibantai Cloud Strife FF VII pakai pedangnya karena nyatut nama SOLDIER)”, kata author semangat dengan ikat kepala bertuliskan “GANBARE” dengan huruf kanji yang terikat di atas kepala.

“YOSH!”, seru mereka serempak.

“OK! Kita bagi tugas! Chinen, ngepel ruang tamu dan ruang depan!”

“SIAP bos author!”

“Bagus! Soshite, Ryosuke! Kamar atas!”

“Sip dah…”

“Terakhir! Daiki!”

“I’M READY BOS AUTHOR!”

“Lu ngepelin kamar mandi yak!”

“ANJRIT! Itu mah bukan ngepel lagi bos author, NGOSEK WC ITU!!! Masa Yama-chan yang paling enak sendiri! Mentang – mentang lu seneng sama si Ryosuke!”, protes Daiki.

“Soalnya Ryosuke janji mau beliin gue leker komplit plus ngajak gue nonton Harry Potter 7 part II. Salah lu sendiri gak nyuap gue. Ya kan, Ryo-chan?” (apa pula ini dialog)

“Ee, soo desu.”, jawab Ryosuke dengan raut sok-innocent.

“Curang lu Yama-chan! Lu pasti pake jurus ero lu yak!”, nggak terima, Daiki ngamuk-ngamuk.

“Gue hanya memanfaatkan karunia Tuhan buat gue…”, Ryosuke mengangkat bahu, sedikit menyombongkan diri.

“Udahlah, Dai-chan, Ryo-chan. Jangan berantem ya. Chii jadi takut lihatnya.”, Chinen menyela dengan suara kawaii nan cempreng.

“Pokoknya gitu lah! Gue nggak mau tahu! Yang kaga kelar kerjaannya, gak dapet jatah makan siang!”

“Ehhh???!!! Lha terus bos author ngapain? Bantuin kita kan?”, tanya mereka bertiga.

“Iie. Gue mau nonton PV nya Arashi.”

“HEH?”, seru Ryosuke dan Daiki bersamaan.

“Mau ikut!!!!! Ohno-kun!!!!!”, teriak Chinen histeris dan mencekal erat ujung baju author.

“Heh, heh. Baju gue sobek ntar. Lu kaga boleh ikut kalo kerjaan belum selesai. Ngarti?”

“Hiks…hiks… sesama AB kok tega sih bos author? Teganya – teganya – teganya dirimu (malah nyanyi lagu dangdut)”, Chinen putus asa mendengar penolakan author.

“Peduli amat.”, jawab author sok sibuk. *FYI, si author punya golongan darah yang sama dengan Chii-chan*

Author ngeloyor pergi dan menonton PV Arashi sepuasnya. Bosan karena kegilaannya dengan Arashi tidak setara dengan Chinen, author kemudian menuju ke arah dapur untuk menyiapkan camilan dan teh. Setelah usai, author yang ternyata baik hati ini (readers muntah) berniat membawakannya untuk Dai-chan, Ryo-chan, dan Chii-chan. Pertama, author menuju ke ruang depan.

“ASTAGANAGA! APA YANG KAU LAKUKAN, CHI-CHAN!”, suara author berteriak memecah gunung dan lautan.

“Bos Author lihat kalo gue lagi ngepel kan?”, Chinen menjawab tanpa rasa bersalah.

“YA NENEK-NENEK BONGKOK JUGA TAU KALI KALO LU LAGI NGEPEL! TAPI KALO NGEPEL TU MIKIR DONG! APA-APAAN TUH NGEPEL PAKE GAYA MAJU SEGALA! MANA LU NGEPEL MAJU PAKE LARI – LARI PULA!”, author sudah naik pitam melihat kelakuan malaikat unyu yang satu ini.

“Ye..si bos.. Yang namanya ngepel tu maju lah. Kita – kita juga kalo ngepel begini. Kan ini cara ngepel yang bener.”, Chinen justru memberikan sebuah kultum kepada author.

“BAKA! KALO LU NGEPEL MAJU BEGITU YANG ADA BUKANNYA BERSIH TU LANTAI, TAPI MALAH KOTOR LAGI GARA-GARA LU INJEK! NGEPEL TU MUNDUR! KERJAAN LU MALAH JADI SIA-SIA, CHII!”, author hanya bisa menepuk jidat tanda pusing bukan kepalang.

“Eh, kok bisa? Salah ya bos?”

“Wah parah nih. Dua orang lainnya pasti kaga beres juga.”

Author menengok ke kamar mandi. Daiki sedang menggosek WC dengan hebohnya, sambil ngedance dan nyanyi Mayonaka no Shadow Boy.

OK. Tidak ada yang salah dengan Dai-chan. Author menarik napas panjang. Lega.

Tiba saatnya menengok ke kamar atas.

“Eh, Nan-chan. Udah hampir selesai nih.”, Ryosuke yang lagi sibuk menoleh melihat kedatangan author. Dia sudah melepas kancing baju ketiga-nya.

“Kaga usah sok ero de…..”, author mulanya tergoda dengan ke-ero-an Ryosuke, namun tiba-tiba saja perhatiannya teralihkan oleh sesuatu.

“EH, LU BERDUA PADA KAGA BERES YA! APA PULA NGEPEL MAJU KAYAK GITU! YANG ADA MAH RUMAH GUE BUKANNYA BERSIH MALAH KOTOR SEMUA!”

“Eh???? Kok bisa???”, Ryosuke bertanya-tanya.

“PAKE NANYA, PAN LU INJEK LAGI TU TEMPAT YANG UDAH LU PEL! GIMANA MAU BERSIH COBA! SINI GUE AJARIN CARANYA NGEPEL!”

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Author akhirnya malah jadi ikut turun tangan buat mengajari Chii dan Ryo cara mengepel yang baik dan benar. Ryo dan Chii pun kudu mengulangi pekerjaannya tadi.

“Ngepel tu harusnya mundur. Kalau lu maju ya jadinya nggak bersih.”

“Sou ka. Di negara kita mah ngepel tu maju.”

“Gue nggak ngerti sebenernya kalian yang bego apa gue yang pint…”

“Bos Author. Udah selesai, nih.”, Daiki menyeruak masuk ke kamar atas, melapor.

“MANA, MANA?” si author yang sudah tidak sabar karena melihat kekacauan 2 orang tadi segera menengok kamar mandi.

“WAW…BERSIH BANGET. GUE SUKA GAYA LU, DAI-CHAN!”

“Ah, paling Dai-chan pake jurus ero biar author seneng…”, Ryosuke menyangkal.

“Eh, emangnya gue kayak lu, yang suka pake gaya ero?”, kata Daiki membalikkan pertanyaannya pada Ryosuke, dan mendorong kepala Ryosuke dengan telunjuknya.

“Eh Chii, Ryo, sini! Liat nih pekerjaannya Daiki!”

Chii dan Ryo menuruti author dan berjalan menuju arah kamar mandi dan menengok ke dalam..

“Alah..paling Dai-chan… GILA, BERSIH BANGET!! KIREE DESU NE… TUMBEN LU TELATEN, BIASANYA MOLOR KAYAK KEBO!”, ucap Ryo setengah tak percaya, dan langsung digetok Daiki.

“Wah. Dai-chan hebat ya.”, wajah malaikat setengah usil milik Chinen bersinar cerah. 

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THE END

Bener-bener ff gaje. Comments are always loved btw~ <3

I’M a MONSTER

Title                  : I’m a Monster

Author              : Nagatsuka Naoki

Casts                 : All HSJ membaa~

Rating               : PG – 13

Genre                : Friendship, Adventure

Summary           : Sum it all by yourself, dude~ xD

Author’s note     : Baca aja sampai akhir ya! :D #ogah #ditabok fans Chinen

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Aku berjalan menyusuri koridor yang gelap, memicingkan mata berusaha mencari jalan keluar. Sembari meraba sekitarku, aku mencari apapun yang bisa kujadikan pegangan supaya aku tidak tersandung tiba-tiba, meski yang kuraba hanyalah tembok yang berada di sisi kananku. Sial! Kenapa sih disini gelap sekali?! Terlebih lagi, aku bahkan tidak tahu aku berada dimana! 

“AUUUUUUU”, sebuah suara sayup-sayup seperti suara serigala menyeruak di tengah keheningan malam. Oke, aku tidak tahu ini malam hari atau bukan, yang jelas aku tidak bisa melihat apapun. Jadi, simpulkan saja kalau ini malam hari. Malam hari dan sekarang terdengar suara serigala! What a perfect day, how ironic! Bulu kudukku sekarang merinding dan untung saja aku tidak pipis di celana! Ah, sudahlah, aku harus mencari jalan keluar sekarang.

“AUUUUUUU”, kini suara itu bahkan semakin keras, dan terdengar bersahut-sahutan. Yah, bisa dibilang mungkin itu suara PARA serigala sedang mencari mangsa. Dan bisa saja aku adalah MANGSA mereka. Argh! Rasanya aku mau mati saja sekarang daripada didera ketakutan yang membuat jantungku berdebar sampai mau copot dari tempatnya.

Kini aku mencoba mempercepat langkahku. Masih saja tertatih-tatih dalam kegelapan, aku mencoba melepaskan diri dari suasana seram yang mencekam. 

CPAK. CPAK.

Sekarang aku melewati genangan air di koridor gelap ini. Sial! Ini namanya koridor tak berujung! Sudah 10 menit aku melewati koridor ini, dan ujungnya belum kutemukan! Ayolah, kau tidak mungkin butuh waktu 10 menit untuk keluar dari sebuah koridor, kan? Huft. This is a really bad day. It really is! 

CPAK. CPAK.

Terdengar lagi injakan di genangan air. Siapa? Aku? Bukan! Itu bukan aku! Aku sedang berhenti sebentar karena kelelahan sekarang! Jadi... itu... Eh? Orang lain? Jangan bercanda!

Aku mendengar langkah kaki di genangan air itu di belakangku. Suara langkah kaki yang awalnya sayup-sayup itu kini semakin dekat. Dan sekarang “ia” bahkan lebih mempercepat langkahnya! Belum sempat aku menoleh ke belakang untuk melihat apa yang terjadi, terdengar nafas berat di sekitar tengkukku. Kemudian kurasakan dua buah telapak tangan menyentuh bahuku lembut. Nafas berat itu bahkan kini semakin menyentuh tengkuk belakangku, dan kemudian sesuatu yang basah menyentuh kulit leherku. “Sesuatu” itu bergerak perlahan, menyusuri permukaan kulitku, membuatku kegelian.

“Kalau kau ingin jadi abadi, bagaimana kalau kau bergabung dengan kami?”, ucap sosok di belakangku itu.

“Eh?”, jawabku seraya masih terpaku di tempatku, rasanya kakiku tertanam di bumi saat ini.

“Chinen Yuri...”, jawabnya lembut seraya menghembuskan nafas beratnya di tengkukku.

Aku berlari sekencang-kencangnya untuk melepaskan diri dari “dia”. Kutarik ucapanku tadi! Aku TIDAK MAU MATI! Aku rasa “dia” adalah vampire. Sial! Betapa malangnya aku hari ini! Sudah aku terdampar di tempat yang aku tidak tahu ini dimana, dan kini pun aku jadi incaran para makhluk abadi pemangsa manusia! 

Aku tidak bisa melihat sekelilingku, namun aku tidak bisa berhenti saat ini. Aku harus bertahan hidup! Bertahan hidup dari seleksi alam dan menunjukkan manusialah yang paling hebat dalam rantai makanan! Aku tidak mau jadi mangsa mereka disini! 

CPAK. CPAK.

Dan kini aku mendengar suara langkah kaki di depanku! Sial! Rupanya aku terkepung sekarang! Belum sempat aku berhenti, sesuatu membuat kakiku tersandung. Aku terjatuh sampai terjerembab ke lantai. Anehnya, bukannya merasa sakit, aku merasakan sesuatu mengalir deras dari kakiku. Eh? Apa ini? Harusnya air yang kulewati adalah air tenang, bukan yang bergerak dan punya arus. Aku mencoba meraba kakiku, dan ternyata, itu bukanlah air, tetapi darah! Darah, dan ujung kakiku sampai pergelangannya tidak ada! Aku... kakiku terpotong! Samar kulihat kilatan benang terbentang tepat di belakangku. Astaga, kakiku terpotong! Kini aku tidak mungkin lagi lari! 

“Aku... kepalaku pusing... sial... pasti ini karena darahku berkurang banyak! Aku... harus... keluar... da.. ri... si...”

“Ni...”

BRUK! Tubuhku sudah tidak mampu lagi. Aku hanya bisa memandang kakiku miris sembari tertidur telentang sekarang ini.

Selamat tinggal, kehidupan... Chinen Yuri akan meninggalkanmu hari ini...

Kudengar langkah sayup-sayup yang tadinya ada di depanku. Mungkin dia teman si vampire tadi. 

Sosok yang berada di depanku tadi kini mendekatiku. Aku tidak bisa melihat wajahnya, namun aku bisa melihat apa yang dia lakukan samar-samar sekali. Ia menggigit ujung jari tengahnya sampai berdarah, kemudian ia mengarahkannya dan memasukkannya ke dalam mulutku. Sudahlah, aku sudah tak peduli lagi. Aku biarkan cairan pekat bernama darah itu mengalir membasahi tenggorokanku.

“Minumlah, kau akan jadi abadi dan mengabdilah padaku.”, ucap orang itu dengan senyum seringainya.

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The Magicians’ Chronicle (1/?)

Title                 : The Magicians’ Chronicle (1/?)

Author             : Nagatsuka Naoki (yeah, it's me! xD)

Pairing             : YamaChii (friendship), Nakajima Yuto, Arioka Daiki (for this chapter).

Genre              : Friendship, Comedy, Angst.

Rating             : PG  for this chapter.

Summary         : Any wish, no matter how absurd it is, will be granted. In exchange, you must trade your life for it. Trade your life to be a magician, and fight any wizards existed in this earth. So, are you ready to make a contract? Tell me your wish! >>To make it short, you’ll know what I mean if you watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica (which is the best anime of 2011).<<

Author’s note  : This is my first time posting my fanfic here (a newbie). :) I warn you, this is not a yaoi or shounen-ai fic (since I can’t make any romance fic). Sorry but I don’t wanna bring you down :)) However, it’s still YamaChii xD

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“You should just stay as the usual Chinen Yuri. Just like you have been until now. Forever.”

-*-*-*

TAP. TAP. TAP.

I walked the stairs step by step. A big door, with some carves on the surface, as if it came from an imperial building, welcomed me. I walked out through the only door. The view I saw outside, if it was not called by ‘scary’, then it must have been a “terrible” one. All you could see just some ruins of buildings, and a dark cloudy sky interfered your feelings. A chill reached my spin. This was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. 

There is something on the dark sky in front of me.

A giant serrated wheel rotated on its core, hanging on the sky. At the top of it, there’s a giant serrated wheel too, but smaller than the center one, move to the opposite direction of the center giant wheel. While the other two under the center giant wheel, which are also have the same size with the top one, were placed in a line. They moved to the opposite ways, one turned to left and the other to the right. I have no idea about what kind of thingy is that, besides my attention were all focused on another view came to my sight.

A boy was standing right on the opposite direction of the wheel in a half-flying state, holding onto a wheel on his left arm. He wore a black suit with a white neck-tie. That brown-haired boy pulled a gun out of the wheel on his arm, and he shot the bullets to the monster-like-creature which was standing on the giant wheel over the dark cloudy sky. Unfortunately, he did not make it, and he was thrown away by that evil creature till’ hitting the giant tree behind. It appeared that he was exhausted, as he fought these all by himself.

“It’s too much for him. He won’t make it.”, a sound brought me to come to my sense. 

There was a small-cat-like creature, with its two long ears like rabbit, walking closer to me. Its feathers was all white. Its two small pink eyes looked at me deeply, as if the creature wanted me to pay attention to it. 

“Can I do something? Can I fix this all?”, I asked the creature seriously.

“Yes, of course. You have the power that no one can ever imagine! You have a potential for it.”

I saw the brown-haired boy shouted at me, his face was looked worried. Still, I couldn’t hear what he was exactly saying. I turned my face to that small-weird-creature.

“Chinen Yuri. You have the power to make it happens. Are you ready to make a contract with me?”, the creature asked me.

When I was about answering what the creature had said, finally I could hear that boy’s words.

“NOOOOOOOOO.....!!!”

-*-*-*

PIPIPIPIPIPIP!!!!

An alarm on the buffet rang loudly. It was the time to wake up for the black-haired boy who seemed still enjoying his dream. Or, well, we couldn’t say that he was enjoying his dream, since he woke up with a rather weird face, sweating a lot. 

“Fuh! What the hell is that?”, the black-haired boy’s cute face looked quite puzzled, while he was still surprised with his own dream.

He took a breath for a minute in order to keep himself calm down.

“Oh well, I guess it’s just a nightmare.”, he then took a conclusion.

“YURIIII!!! Hurry up! You’re gonna be late for school!”, Yuri’s mom yelled to wake her son from downstairs.

“Yeah, Mom! I’m already awake now!”, the little guy answered, and prepared everything to be ready for school.

-*-*-*

Yuri put a loaf of bread into his mouth, eating it fast. He gulped a glass of milk right in front of him quickly, and he choked on it. 

“Hey, calm down. It’s not a race, you know.”, Mr.Chinen caressed his son’s back lightly. He shook his head, seeing what just happened to his only son.

“Uh..well.. I don’t wanna be late in the first day after summer holiday, too-chan.. Well, I’ve gotta go now.”, Yuri set his chair off. 

Yuri took his bag and put on his shoes. When he was about going to open the door, someone from his back called him.

“Hey, Yuri!”, Mr.Chinen threw something to Yuri and then he caught it precisely, “You forgot your watch.”.

“Thanks, Dad!”, Yuri pinned the watch around his wrist and waved his hand to Mr.Chinen.

-*-*-*

Yuri let out a heavy sigh from his mouth. He did it over and over, as if something troubled him. Yep, he had been thinking about his dream last night. It was seemed so real for him. It looked like, he wanted to help the brown-haired boy. Then now he thought, was it a sign of reality, or was it just a meaningless dream. 

“Hey, Chii-chan. Do you have any problem or else?”, Yuto, his friend from junior high school, asked him worrily by whispering.

“Eh? Nope. I don’t. Why?”, Yuri retorted, trying to hide his looked-real-but-seemed-meaningless-dream from his bestfriend.

“Mrs Yanagi called you just now. Yet, you stared on your book blankly and did not even answer her with a single word.”, Yuto whispered, acting like he read the book on his table.

“Damn!”, Yuri realized that he was daydreaming.

BRUK! A book hit Yuri’s head in no time. It was Mrs Yanagi. 

“Chinen-san, please pay all of your attention to the subject.”, she warned Yuri. All Yuri could do was just nod and say “yes”, while then after Mrs Yanagi came to the front of the class he caressed his head.

Mrs Yanagi then lengthen out his steel-made-pointer-stick, and started to hit it lightly on the board. She said, “Today, we have anew student that I’d like to introduce you. Yamada-san, come in.”

The only door in the class was opened. A brown-haired boy, about 167.5 cm height, walked into the class. He had a kawai-yet-handsome face and chubby cheeks. The boy walked confidently in front of class with his serious-but-cold face, meanwhile all students in class were keep talking about how kakkoi him was. There’s one of them, however, did not do it but got curious. It was Chinen Yuri, and he thought he had seen the brown-haired boy somewhere.

“Uh.. I thought it was a girl.. it was just my dream..”, Yuto sighed. Daiki who sat beside him couldn’t help smiling.

“Next time you’ll get a girl moved into this class if you’re lucky, Yuto-kun.”, Daiki patted Yuto’s back, grinning, meanwhile Yuto answered it with a pout.

“Dream?”, Yuri asked to himself, “Ah!”. The black-haired boy now realized that the new student was the brown-haired boy he saw in his dream.

The chubby cheeked boy introduced himself and wrote down his name on the whiteboard.

“Hajimemashite. Yamada Ryosuke desu. Yoroshiku. Onegai.”, the boy said coldly.

All girls in class were really excited to know Ryosuke. They kept praising Ryosuke’s cool attitude. On the other hand, Yuri looked at Ryosuke with a curious look. Ryosuke then stared at Yuri deeply in a sudden, making the latter felt awkward. 

“Hey, Chii-chan. He glanced at you. Have you ever met him before?”, Yuto whispered to Yuri.

“I..Iyaa.. How could be?”, Yuri shook his head.

“Sou ka na... Chii-chan, how about going to watch a movie after school? I heard that Crows Zero 4 had been released yesterday. Hey, Dai-chan, come with us ne~.”, Yuto patted Daiki’s shoulder. Daiki just nodded.

“OK. Count me in.”. Yuri said. 

Mrs Yanagi told Ryosuke to sat right beside Yuri’s desk. Ryosuke obeyed, and walked to his desk, while kept looking at Yuri. Meanwhile Yuri, being the one who was glanced by Ryosuke, threw his face to somewhere else.

“Doushio? Who is that boy actually? He kept looking at me as if he knew me. Yet I don’t remember him at all except my dream.”, Yuri ruffled his hair, feeling stressed out by all this.

-*-*-*

Yuri, Yuto, and Daiki talked about a soccer match they saw last night when the time to rest came. Yuto sat on his table, while Yuri still sat on his chair and Daiki stood beside Yuto.

“You know, Matsui Daichii was really cool. He made a wonderful goal last night!”, Daiki was being exxagerated when it came to his favorite soccer player.

“Yeah! I like the accuration of his kick yo~.”, Yuto added.

“Un. His sense to get the ball is also awesome yo!”, Yuri reacted.

The brown-haired boy which sat beside Yuri suddenly stood up and approached Yuri’s desk. 

“Chinen Yuri-san.”, Ryosuke called the short boy who sat still on his chair.

“Yes?”, Yuri turned his gaze to Ryosuke.

“You’re the class monitor, aren’t you? I feel ill suddenly. Bring me to the nurse’s office.”, Ryosuke said coldly.

“Eh? O..OK..”, Yuri answered nervously and brought Ryosuke out of the class.

Both of them were walking in the corridor, which the nurse’s office was their destination.

“Anoo.. The nurse’s office is right...”

“This way, right?”, Ryosuke cut-in. He walked in such a cool way.

“E.. Anoo.. Yamada-kun..”

“Call me Ryosuke.”

“Ryo..suke..kun.. etoo.. how do you know that I’m the class monitor?”.

“Mrs Yanagi told me.”

“Sou kana..”

Ryosuke then stopped at turned back facing Yuri.

“Chinen Yuri, do you value the life you live? Are your family and friends dear to you?”, Ryosuke asked Yuri suddenly with a serious look.

“Eh?? What do you mean?”, Yuri did not understand what Ryosuke just saying.

“Just answer my question.”, the chubby-cheeked boy forced.

“Etoo.. My family and my friends.. of course they are! I love them. So I’ll protect them no matter what happened.”, Yuri answered the older’s question spontantly.

“I see. If that’s true, don’t ever think about changing who you are. Otherwise, you’ll loose everything. You should just stay as the usual Chinen Yuri. Just like you have been until now. Forever.”, Ryosuke left him standing there, going to the nurse’s office, leaving Yuri with his puzzled look.

“A..”, Yuri wanted to say a thing, but he lost his own words.

-*-*-*

Tsuzuku. To be continued.

Yatta~! Huah! It’s a big fail! It’s a cliffhanger! And this is not really good Dx #get thrown away from the authors list. I’ve been busy along this week, so I can only write this long.
 

Ah, once again, yoroshiku onegaishimasu. *bow deeply

Wish all of you enjoy my first fanfic. :) Comments are always loved. Arigachii! xD